Thursday, November 13, 2008

KEEPING THE BABIES HAPPY

A long time back one of my intelligent friends advised me to try and to try and to try once again. I haven’t stopped trying ever since. (You believe this, don’t you?).

I was trying to be kind and a poor baby felt it was because of some weird turn in my mind.

The baby fell for the sweetest crap the other day intended for some one else’s ears. It might have been angry at me for something it fantasized as I did against it. Poor kid, it did not know that all that it sees in my blog is not serious shit as it was usually accustomed to in its natural environment. This has other purposes. Many apparitions will surface all over the blog and they are all part of a little game that I am playing with my wonderful opponents.

Should I repeat it again, this blog is not what it seems, and it is entirely a thing between myself and my loved opponents. If you are willing to be taken in by them, it is your business. Be sensible at least. You might think that I am writing about you in exclusion to everything else. The Holy truth is that I am not. Every word is intended to hurt, but to hurt some who has the thickest of skins in the world (unfortunately I too have developed one such of late!). They are in reply to certain events and activities that happen in real life. They are just designs to draw certain people in, to make them commit mistakes; they are what are called a blind.

If I had wanted to start a regular blog, I would have done so. No one would have prevented me from writing mere nothings and getting other people to view it and comment on it. Unfortunately I am not in the age group for such things. I have no such thoughts at present, and even if I have them ever I might not be writing in this manner.

Yet I have compassion for them, because they are being led into something deep by the trickiest of all devils in this world. Or are they at it on their own? Then they are stupidest group of kids ever to walk on earth. They are paying the price for something they would do better not deserve at all. But who am I to decide what they deserve or what they do not deserve. They might deserve to be in this shit themselves, or perhaps this shit is their own creation. At least I think they deserve to vent their hate some way. The kid looked quite incensed, and inconsolable. Well I can’t blame it for being in that frame of mind. When we are emotionally involved in something our intellect takes a back seat. The easiest option then is to take what you see at its face value. That is a pardonable sin.

You did well kid, keep it up. Blast away to your hearts content. It might make you realize that this revered life of ours is filled to the brim with nonsense.

I am still trying to make my other babies happy of course, and they want to be happy too. Regrettable though it is, every one has dreams don’t they? Even perps have them, not all the time of course, they dream of Giuseppe for the most part. You don’t know who Giuseppe is? Follow this blog you will soon know! My babies dear, they show their happiness in the wildest of forms.

The latest development in the ‘happiness incident’ is the visit by one of the happiest of them.

You know who that is, I am sure of it. No? I don’t believe it, you seems to be so ignorant of late! Well what a great pity, just stop a while and consider with feverish intensity. Come on, I promise you, you can do it. , who is the happiest of human beings in the world, bingo! The law, what else? They are happiness personified. They do not have to pursue happiness, they are the sum total of bliss, for can you imagine a person devoid of self interest and who work entirely for the benefit of the community? Well that is our law enforcers.

Well if you are squeamish and chicken hearted, better stop right here. Are you the sort who rises their butt the moment they see a badge, fake or otherwise? Are you like those children who are wide eyed and brainless when they see “Authority”? Well if you are like that kid in the fable who is thrilled every time it hears “off with his head”, then you’d better not read this stuff, it might make you more servile and more fearful and more obedient.

Let us return to the lower minions in the law, they are above corruption, they are the paragons of chastity, do you know how they would handle a sticky situation? They are like the tigers in the wild you know. If you want to sleep in the wild where the tigers roam hungry, just spread a few sticky papers on the ground. The tiger would come and as it is very intelligent would sit somewhere before deciding to spring. Once the sticky paper gets stuck in their butt they would feel such a loss of prestige that they would leave and “disappear under the cover of darkness”. Well you guessed it. That phrase is used by our exemplary gentlemen of the law.

Do you think that they are motivated by anything else? Na, how could you think of such things? The inimitable law influenced by any thing else? God forbid. That is never gonna happen!

Think of the purest of pure beings; think of nectar and think of all things sweet. Even then you do not get the full meaning of what a law enforcer is. If he is retired the more benign he is. But is there any way that a law enforcer could be retired, NA, not in the whole world. They just can’t retire, they are the wheels n which the world revolves.

You may not fully realize the extend of the impact of these wonderful of all beings exerts in our world. Their influence reaches all over the globe. The net is the realm in which they display their expertise now. I did not believe it in the first place. The law keepers of my own land doing such things, good lord, how the world has progressed! You know that I have no confidence in my intellectual prowess at all but if I had any confidence in anything in my life at all, it was about the total incoherency of these benign of all beings. I never considered some of them anything at all.

Ganging up on some one and calling them names would not qualify any one to be a man. I do not call myself a man now because I had to call my opponents names every now and then. This is bad and is not a good strategy; no one knows it more than myself. But when you are fighting against such as these, there are no other options to think of. Even innocent kids could be roped in to defile, denigrate, and destroy individuals. That is the depth of profligacy.

They would not tell the truth to themselves most of all. I am not saying that all of them are bad, they can’t be, because we couldn’t be living in such a hopeless world, can we?

The sad part is that one of them patted me on the shoulders today. The poor guy must have thought that he was creating a deep impression on me. And how right he was- My whole soul shuddered at the touch. I have been washing myself repeatedly to get the foul smell away.

And it would not go away.

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