The Cucumber Force

This is the story of cucumber Town. Of course you know the story. It never changes. Only the characters change.

In all cucumber towns the main villain is the cucumber itself. It has very poor structural strength. The engineering geniuses can’t make it stay firm. It never holds up as an entity. But there are illumined souls enough in the land who believes it to be the most concrete of all worlds.

Well in this cucumber town the undisputed ruler is Napog. He is not actually the ruler. He is only the proxy ruler. But that doesn’t affect his rule in any way. He is the omnipotent omnipresent and omniscient being in the cucumber land. Every one except one upstart reports to him. In fact this upstart is the only one who does not believe in the cucumber land. He always declares that every one in the land is stark naked, and that their nakedness is something horrible to look at.

This is not liked by anyone in the land. They have the dubious luck to see their land crumble every now and then and have to rebuild it once again.

Well strange as it may seem the children in the land is the most deceived of all. These are the ones who had to be against the corruption and nakedness of Napog and company. Well it is the other way round in cucumber land. They root for Napog all the time. They are the real electorate of the Cucumber land. No wonder the poor babies are deceived, for Napog himself secrete milk to feed them. Can they go against their own sweet protectress?

Recent development in the cucumber land has been highly riveting. Napog suddenly found himself countered in the unreal world of virtual reality. He was not familiar with the world and its vagaries. He saw his empire crumbling and he resorted to a novel method to counter it. He appointed a horde of ghosts to retaliate for him out of sheer fright. Like always Napog furnished them with every wonderful lie he could think of and money enough to act in the virtual world.

The war is in progress. The most interesting thing about it is that the appointed lieutenants are so full of divine fervor that they are risking even everything to be on the forefront of the fray. Unfortunately for Napog and his ardent followers the opponents are like the character Bhishma in the Epic Mahabharata. They would never fight against Shikhandies (lower level proxies) of this world. The sorry fact of Napog being a proxy himself does not add luster to the whole incident. Not that the Shikhandies are not trying hard to make the others fight. They have even sought the assistance of every one in their unreal land to give a bit of a help and as you know that sort of help is the most easily obtainable in the world.

Like always Napog and Shikhandies are laughing all the way. They have all those citizens in the cucumber land to laugh with them. The more people you have on your side the more intelligent you are in cucumber land.

With all that power and strength on their side should the poor dears resort to sabotage? Well one can’t blame them. They are the children of Napog and they do not just know anything else.

My god how I love every one in the cucumber land! They are all born in the beautiful month of august.

One could only wish them well.