Lord what's the world coming to

Good things may be in the offing for me in the coming week it seems guessing by the reactions of certain of my adversaries.

One of the ‘Madam’s darling’ was becoming violent as I was leaving the cowshed the other day. He was at the cell phone hollering indirectly against me, making it pretty clear that “they’ are pissed to the core. Normally I would have enjoyed it a great deal. He is just a child, this darling; with tiny and innocent dove eyes- Would have been good looking lass if he had been born in that species.

He is just a dolt and doesn’t bother me much. These cell phone antics could be countered in kind, by inserting a sim card in my phone and talking sense into them. But I have become a little more compassionate of late. I have a pretty acidic tongue and they would not stand a chance if they had to face it day in and day out.

Well don’t make me do it pretty boy, would you? I had packed those kind of things up. Don’t make me repent it.

Anyway some one seems to have put a spanner in their ‘quotation’ wheels. May be they are ashamed of the publicity. Whatever it was they are pulling out their old tricks. The sorry thing is I was otherwise occupied in the last week and could not give them enough attention. Fragile plants need constant attention they say.

Remiss of me.

But all that week I had something domestic to take care of and could not be my usual wonderful self. Even the illuminati (or the illumined) have such problems you know. It all comes with not renouncing the world.

Very sad it is!


Our former soldier was going berserk too. As could be expected they would have the full quorum on the Monday. Seaweed would be leading from the front; he had got hold of a disk with pig squeals and has started to play it on and off. I had to defend it with my own brand of subliminal induction into them.

Lord what is the world coming to!

Others are getting geared up too. The week promises to be a good one by all means. I am planning to catalogue the events anyway………and of course to create some caricatures of my dear foes…….. Hope they would have the sense not to indulge in their idiocy to make me do it.