‘h’, I might be in a fix!
[There he goes again! Is there no end to this? Would some one please shoot down the guy?
There is one blessing though- the guy is inventive!
‘h’ indeed!]
Well I am disappointed; here I am, trying to make every one up to date. And what do I get in return? This!
Anyway if you feel that way let me make amends. I shall give you some clues. (I am in a very forgiving mood lately!)
Watch closely, here comes the first clue at a gallop.
“If Max has a Planck what mechanics would he use on it?”
[To break his head he means?]
Friends do I see a spark? A glimmer of intelligence? No? None whatsoever?
Still at the ocean of ignorance?
Well naught to worry about. We are all set here, raring to go to the next clue. It is already in the oven.
Here it jumps.
“There is only one thing constant in the world.”
It is not love, it is not truth, it is not sorrow, and it is not your mother-in-law fair friends.
Any idea?
Does the old grey matter still refuse to come forth with guess?
Well in that case I might be a little smarter than you are, with a smatter of “innolij” (Acknowledge please)
Alright I will let you have it with all the 26 zero’s and a 6624.
Still no idea? Well it’s the clanks ponstant. I mean the Planck’s constant. (Don’t mistake me I have this sorry habit of confusing words sometimes)
Now as we have established what ‘h’ actually is after some soul searching, I might take up the thread of my supplication again.
I am in a fix.
And what a fix!
The fix has to do with numerology.
As per the delectable system of divination this ‘h’ is trouble.
But why?
Well because it is verily he!
Quickly who?
That one, the mean guy, the Mr. Hyde of god, the ineffable Shaitan.
You now say “Crap”
But I say “Hark”
Remember I am smarter than you are. Learn from the master himself.
Let us do away with the 26 zero’s outright. They don’t mean nothing.
What is left? I mean to the right of the zero’s?
6624!
Tell me what do you see in them?
Nothing?
Look closely.
What follows the two sixes?
You would say 2 and 4 wont you?
Well I say it is a six!
How did I constantan it?
‘Simple’ arithmetic-2+4 make 6.
[The only one to object would be a character in Basheer’s novel. He had once found that 1+1 make a still bigger 1 at school!]
Y’ll know what three sixes make! (If it doesn’t break you!)
It makes sh sh sh (you don’t utter the wicked one’s name.
True followers of numerology would not be satisfied with as little as that, I know.
So let us go deeper into it.
First add all the four numbers together in the true numerological tradition.
6+6+(2+4) = 18!
( Let us not add the last two together for the sake of ‘brevity’. As they say brevity is the soul of whit.)
Divide the figure thus arrived at, by three. (Why 3? Well you see we need to show that three sixes are contained in the constant. It is imperative to prove our theory.)
Viola, we get six! That means there are three sixes in germinal (for want of a better word) form within the figure we arrived at.
Proof positive that our friend the horn tail and hooves is contained in the constant.
You now know why this can’t be divided any further. For it is the seed of all division in the universe. My dears, the dark one is hiding at the atomic level.
Take heed.
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