Continents

Tell me this, what would you do if somebody has you by the scruff of the neck and that somebody is much stronger than you?

Well, the answer is obvious; nobody likes to look that in- dignified before the others, so you would look around for support. And maybe, just maybe there would be others who have had the same experience and they would hopefully come to your aid. But that help may not be enough to extricate you from the brutal arms of the adversary.

Okay, I don’t know why I get this feeling that others believe I am kind of a strongman and have them by their necks. I don’t normally do that (that would be pretty heathen wouldn’t it, though there are enough people out there in the world who need some real shaking up in that way?) But that is another thing.

What I am worried about is the fear I instill in people around me, I am not joking about this, they really go in fear of me. There is no reason for that too, other than I have certain principles that might be seen as old fashioned in these unscrupulous times. Sadly some mistresses are beefing up their defenses with help of hubbies and irregulars. Because there is a charm in helping the weaker sex there are enough irregulars to go around.

Don’t mistake me; I have nothing against the character of these women. They would probably even cry if someone throws them a dirty look. But it’s not their chastity that is on examination here. It’s their fear, fear makes people club together, to attack together and to defend together.

It’s not only the women who fear me I learn, but all the effeminate guys in the environment are either thrilled at my nearness (so that there would be goose pimples rising over their hands) or normally empties their bladders at my very sight. This is not a rare happening too; I see it all the time. It may be an epidemic of incontinence.

Whatever it is, the poor darlings have got a whole continent of cowards armed to the teeth and I have to watch my step every time. They are said to have heard threatening that they would make me pack my bag and go.

The things that fear makes people do!