Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Oh my sweet (union) mamas in law

Mothers-in-law are tough nuts to crack, or so the experienced say.

They usually have a kind of a love -hate relationship with their sons in laws. And they would kill for their children, even going to the extent of doing totally away with their sons in laws to save their offspring.

These are all rumors. But as they say, there won't be smoke without fire.

May be this is something inherent in them or in the human race, who knows.

The problem that I am facing now has something to do with what I call mother-in-law complex among some of the staff I have to deal with. They were sworn enemies of one another before my advent to the scene. Initially the wimps used to shed cold tears when speaking of each other.

They hadn't seen anything other than effeminate buffoonery among their compatriots till I arrived and yet even that had made them cry. The moment I appeared they seem to have realized the bigger threat that is around and are now bunching together to hold up each others asses.

Their stupid union also seems to be afraid of me and is egging them on. They usually send scouts to survey how things are going with me. The other day a consumptive idiot came on such a mission and what's more the “single breath' had the audacity to confront me in person.

There are other such imbeciles around on call too. Our own Katrina Kaif is always holding on to a phone just to get a chance to call such despicable specimens into the workplace.( She is Forty, but dresses like she is sixteen and believes she is the heart throb of millions! I can bear conceit in proper places, but a hillbilly girl in her forties showing off like a teenager is too much to bear. Why couldn't the woman wear something decent?)

In short I have many mother in laws around in the place now.

Being the only real guy around (there are other 'guy's' if you want, but they are none better than apology of guy's) I am feared . None of the other members of the effeminate community likes to face me alone. They are probably afraid they would get 'violated' by my silent machismo.

Who knows I may have emasculated the previously male segment of the community by my mere presence among them. Only one lion could rule a pride!
This is hard on the subverted erstwhile males and they have now become converted into mothers in laws and is currently starting a fund to keep themselves fit for the fight against my masculinity.

Of course all this is their imaginations, but what to do, when fear enters submissive minds they can only act in a certain manner.

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