“The Itcholi express ”

“The Itcholi express ”

Well that’s how things are, you see, we are out to get him good and proper this time! By the bloody masterplan, this can’t go on! He has to be stopped. He is not doing anything against us, that is true. (Hmm, do anything against us, let him but try, he’ll see the kind of stuff we are made of!) But that doesn’t mean he is enamored of us. And that’s very dangerous. One ‘bad’ egg would spoil the whole basket of booties.

That of course can’t be allowed. We know that he is writing all kind of stuff against us. The Audacity! He is playing against the ‘very faithful’ of the regime. Let him remember that! The damn publicity monger, we’ll see that he gets good publicity. We’ll tarnish him even with the names of our dear and near if need be. We’ll hound him to the end of the earth.


And you know, we just had a brain- storming session inside the compu-room. We computed the amount of money we are swindling out of the government treasury by not doing a single thing for the whole month. It comes around to a few hundred-thousand lovely bucks per mensem. It’s totally gross, we know! But it is easy money. And we don’t even have to go to the office to get it , we can sit at home and play with our children and manage our own privet business.

Some say we are stepping out of our jurisdiction in doing such things. Jurisdiction our blessed foot. Our jurisdiction extends from ***icut to ***luru to ***mala. If anybody says anything about our jurisdiction again the lord appa would ‘take care of them’. We are sure about that, if not of anything else.

And there are any number of other deities who are willing to help to keep the world the same, no one need worry about that. We often wonder at our luck too! It is as if we are doing the god’s mission on earth in undermining everything in the world.

We are the blessed of the whole inhabitants of the earth.

And would anybody ever want to let go of that and the easy money it provides? That would be tantamount to being ‘good’; wouldn’t it?

And who wants to be good? For that matter aren’t we good to our family, our banks and our ‘favorites’? We are! Just come and have a look around in our lives. Can you find anything ‘bad’ at all in them? You will have to perspire real blood to do that! Look at the mansions we build, the hostels we run, the journey’s we take, the ‘tea’ that we regularly take!

So don’t talk about being good to us. We are good. To ourselves anyway. But to the rest of the world, we know how to behave, if possible we want to bring the terror out. We are not afraid of a single thing. At least we have the help from everybody in the service and not to say the service organizations. There is something called the class politics isn’t there? One has to look after one’s own kind! And we all know that the government is for the us and for nobody else.

There are fools around in the world who believe that we are appointed to serve the government and the people. Can there even such idiots exist in these enlightened times? One wonders. It is unbelievable. We know that there have been such simple souls from time immemorial. But we have managed to get our way every time didn’t we? Why? Because, there have never been the much touted “government of the people, by the people and for the people” anywhere around in the universe.

It just is not possible. The crow may fly backwards, roses may bloom in the desert, the pillow may even grow roots. But something would never change, that’s, how the regime works!

You see, there have always been one kind of government in the cosmos. The “government of the officials by the officials for the officials”. There has never been anything else. If there’s anybody amongst us who thinks otherwise, he is a black-leg, he is a revisionist, and he is the sum total of anti revolutionary sentiments.

And that wouldn’t do at all. Off with his head!

We are going out against him with no holds barred. We are not bothered about master plans or integrated un pronounceable plans and revision of schemes at the moment. By the way, who discovered these monstrosities anyway, to irk us? Don’t we have anything better to do, like dreaming the time away, appointing ‘temporary’ new slaves to serve us out of government monies, and thinking about our promotions and pay rises?

If for nothing else just to sooth our nonexistent prestige. Shouldn’t we have prestige? Why not, we at least we are not doing anything at all to make things any different in the world.

We are doing nothing at all!

We are out for the real battle, like the ‘Payyoli Express’ we are out to win this cross country hurdle.

“Let Him beware!”