We are the thing, all you fools, we are the thing

One thing we have decided, we should pool all our resources into undermining whatever good that is in the land. There is no compromise on this score; this has to start from the government offices. As a first measure we have instructed all our members to be purposely late in attending offices and if we attend at all we need to do everything against the people. Object to anything and everything that the well meaning officers say to us. Do they know what is good for us and our organizations?

God forbid! (We don’t actually believe in god, god being the opium of the masses and intellectuals like us being more prone to the theories of you know whom. But all the same we even go to visit the ‘X’ now and then. He is a proletarian god and we believe in him implicitly! The nice fact that by going there we are meeting certain people without being under notice and are doing so many underhand things is an added incentive, we must admit. Do the fools who go to such places know any better?)

As we said there is no compromise. We are hard at work to raise the pension age to 60 in this state. This desire is not merely because of the added money it would bring to us. Are we as senseless as that? It’s the golden opportunity to do ill that is lovely. We can go on destabilizing everything that is out there in the land for five more years, can you believe the good it would do to our real masters who are sitting somewhere smiling at us. Ha, when we think of the pleasure of being noticed by those masters, we simply water at our mouth.

We are already making good progress. Every good officer has been put to his place and most of them cannot take any independent action without our consent, or else you know what we will do. We have so many goons in our hand that even the Genghis Khan would stand abashed before us!

We might even resort to graver measures. Let us see what our gangsters say!

The one thing in our mind is destruction all round! And come what may we are going to accomplish that. We swear on our Bose.