The stupid game

I did complain that my opponents are a little weak upstairs. Well quite apart from being totally vacant inside their skulls , they are completely monotonous too. They enact the same drama over and over again. Being not very intelligent they of course do not get tired by it. Well don’t think that by intelligence I mean the trick to add two and two together and derive its sum (likely 5 or 3). That kind of intelligence belongs to the lowest scale in the ladder.

But there is an intelligence which works to make what we are. It is what is known as sensibility. Well you can’t preach the bible to the oxen( Is this saying correct? Who knows? I might have committed the biggest sacrilege by saying so. Anyway you can guess at the meaning , can’t you). So you can’t preach to these wonderful individuals about being sensible.

This vaccancy and drama encores are terrible. It has a killing effect on others most of the time. Unknown to them it is the greatest weapon they have. When you suffer it day in and day out you feel defeated . Not by anything that is done by them, but by the terrible monotony of it all. Its like the eternal recurrence of Nietzsche. It keeps repeating in a never ending loop. Kundera foresaw the tedium of it . It’s a burden on the soul. You feel weighed down.

My opponents exemplifies this behavior. They produce the filthiest burden one could have on ones consciousness . Its a dead weight, unless you are careful it would wiegh you down if anything else does not.

You try to tell them something about being inventive and they are stunned, their mouths fall open. They just can’t grasp the word. They can even climb the Everest( though I doubt it very much- they don’t have the capability to climb a mole hill at present), but no, upon their mama they don’t know what inventiveness is.

No wonder all their ideas come from our dear and near fuzz, and every one knows how these geniuses work. I had the occasion to hear some of them describe how they go about their buisiness. The basic rule seems to be that “a dog will always come back to its old haunts”. So naturally they play a waiting game, and in playing the game they get old and obese and unfortunately on one fine day they give up the ghost or the ghost gives them up.

Some say that the later is true. To tell you the truth I differ entirely , no self respecting ghost would ever dare to posses the members of the fuzz. They would naturally have more sense than that. To posses some one you need a soul to latch on , these special breed of people come without this feature in their construction.

They of course have one particularity, it’s a dumb feature , it separates them from their contemporaries. It sorts of keeps them apart from others. They have a distinctive smell, it’s the most revolting in the world. You don’t actually smell it, you sense it. It is unmistakable, it enters your soul like the night. It can not be erased for some time afterwards.

Well we were talking about their great techniques of detection. I made you acquitted with the one technique that they know of( This is the case for the entire world). But hey have great faith in it.

Anyhow it seems that the dogs have become intelligent than the members of the fuzz lately. No dog seems to be visiting the old haunts anymore.

There is this legend in our land. It’s the story of a murderer who burned some one inside a car and disappeared for ever. Some thirty years have passed since but still no sign of the ‘dog’ visiting the old haunts. Perhaps there are dogs and dogs, some dogs are completely brainless and hovers near their neighborhoods till they are done in, there could also be dogs of a different variety who has something called intelligence.

But that of course does not come within the realm of their power to know. They are the “practical’ experts on all the stupid aspects of life.

They are actively training the morons at my office now. The mechanism works this way. They force them remove chairs or other articles near my desk and would not replace it. Naturally that would create problems. You guessed it-This is enacted because I am in charge of the furniture and of the office in general. The moment I decide to take up the issue they would start making a lot of noise at the top of their voice.

Today they had the best day of their lives. They removed the chairs for the umpteenth time and my effort to bring it to the attention of the lady boss fell into deaf ears. What do they do with the chairs is a mystery. May be they are selling it for money or may be they are using them for firewood ( The chairs are wooden). There have been mysterious disappearences of objects even before. None have reappeared yet. But those were brought with Plan money and there is no audit for it. In this case it was different. These are numbered government chairs and they have dissappeared with the knowledge and involvement of the persons in power.

My collegues have great animosity towards me. But that does not make the rules meaningless. To me it causes no trouble at all. I have just to bring it to the attention of the concerned and my responsibility is over once they refrain from looking into the matter. I can record the fact in black and white and keep the record for future reference. ( There is no proceedure to report it to the higher ups at present by going above the persons directly above one) So I have let it lay at that.

One other imminent threat is about harming my vehicle while it is parked near the office. This has been hinted at after I brought up the subject of the missing chairs. It was done an unbelievable number of times. So there is nothing new in it
Anyway they are planning a big feast on the morrow. This is in joy of today’s victory of making the chairs dissappear and my failiure to rectify it. They have called up resources from out side and probably, the one guy who started it all, would be present tomorrow to enjoy the feast.

Well the stupid game at the expense of the people continues.