Nice is in France

Yeah, it’s so. One gets deluded into believing that there are nice people in the world or at least most of the people have their nice sides. Well you know what, you could not be dumber! There is none like that in the whole wide universe. Search and you will find out for yourself.

Search? Yeah search, can’t you put in a little bit of labor into what you want to learn. Aw, come on guys!

It is not the “seek and ye shall find” type of saying that I have in mind when saying this. The Christ may have meant only good things by it. The poor guy, other than being a little partial to the people he was born to; he had little bad qualities to speak of. But the saying is not anyway bad.

It is true about all other things too. If you seek enough, you would find the god or the devil or both at the same time. I must say that it is easier to find god than the devil in these times. Getting to god does not take all that long for we have been spoon fed how to do it from the childhood onward. Some say that this is done by the agents of the devil to create mischief and protect his subjects.

I would not go into that. Everybody has a right to believe in what they think fit and what they believe to be true. But fact remains, it is not easy to find the perennial trickster anywhere in the universe. You might believe that you are quite qualified to have a tête-à-tête with Lucifer, but it takes some real doing in our world. I believe it is not because any fault of the devil himself. He is probably frightened of the people that he has been given to seduce.

The honest fact is that some of my compatriots could easily seduce devil if they could once find him. That is the hardest part. He is not to be seen anywhere in person. May be he has been absorbed into those of his adherents by now. But I have my doubts on this. From what we learn about him, he is not such a bad sort. He is even constant to his companions and is said to be very protective of them. Otherwise the legions would not follow him from heaven to hell. There must have been something good in the guy after all.

Anyway he is not to be found anywhere now. My compatriots, they have not been slack in seeking the guy; in fact they are at it most of their time. May be that is why he is keeping away from the globe and is planning to send a request to god asking to be re assigned to some lesser worlds where people are yet to develop their ‘evil’ to this level. Even the devil can only take that much.

I say, god is easy, while the other guy is tough to locate. For one thing there are no methods or treatises on how to realize evil and the devil. Even satanic cultists envisage him as something benign. I must say that these guys are rather innocent and they would only have to check out the local celebrity to locate a better model in bad deeds if they really care about it. If the Satan, to them, is only a substitute for god it becomes only a fad and would do them little good other than having the satisfaction that they belong to some sort of an exotic church.
If you want I can suggest any number of guys who would shine better than the hoofed and horned entity of which they speak of in the Old Testament. I have been dealing with then in and out all my lives. There are some specimens nearby at this time too. You need only ask, I shall point them out to you one by one. Don’t be disappointed if they look like men, they are, they even speak like god, as I said that part comes very easy, we have been trained to do so all our lives, but make no mistake about it, they could drive the fear of god into any master devil that is out there.

I have been often taken in by their manners and smooth words and even tears. Not that it often clouds my judgment where my duty is concerned. I manage to hold on to my ideas even in the background of terrible pressures from the super devils. But on the levels of human emotions I may have some weakness. These congenital heirs to evil know how to make use of this chink in my armor. You would be led through the dumbest of paths and would only realize that you are done in for after you have had it good and proper.